I wonder...

-If animals could really talk would they be like "I love you!" or "Dude...talk to me like a baby one more time and I'll eat your face!"

-If blind people are still allowed to make fat jokes?

-If you could work out at the gym without anyone seeing your fat giggle or the sweat pouring off your rolls, would you still give crappy excuses about not going?

-If I could make my hair grow by biting my nails, would I still have fingers?

-How many people would get into big trouble if the walls in their house suddenly started talking?

-How many sequels is "too many?"

-Why parents call to what you're doing when they know perfectly well you've been fighting the massive laundry monster all day?

-If anyone else is wondering about this stupid crap too...